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Lots of stuff about my dog, lots of stuff about cool stuff. Non Sequitur.
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SEPTEMBER 29TH IS NATIONAL COFFEE DAY, SO HAPPY NATIONAL COFFEE DAY! 

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SEPTEMBER 29TH IS NATIONAL COFFEE DAY, SO HAPPY NATIONAL COFFEE DAY! 

1 day ago
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nerdwire:

Super Smash Bros: Remixed by Andrew Doma

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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girahimu-sama:

drew my precious child actually with his weaponry for once
wip

girahimu-sama:

drew my precious child actually with his weaponry for once

wip

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2 days ago
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omar-just-callme:

I crave your body next to mine R

omar-just-callme:

I crave your body next to mine R

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katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

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fucking idiot